My mama taught me not to let a guy feel me up unless he buys me dinner. Ha. But in all seriousness, she just told me to be careful, not let anyone use me for my body and to respect myself above all.

LMAO my mom used it once and called me to tell me to be careful.

some people like to play with fire?

in my younger days I gave a blowjob with an altoid in my mouth, and yes, he agreed to it before hand. I'm not sure why he wanted it so much because the look on his face was awful.

So glad that I finally met a normal one off Okcupid and hopefully I never have to go through that layer of hell again.

That girl getting destroyed by that giant cooler made me laugh harder than I have in a while. Holy shit. That was fantastic.

So today I got a call from a 3rd party collection agency on a student loan that I took out through the school but never received ANY documentation prior to this stating that I owe the debt. I tried to contact the school a few times within the past two years with no response. Now it's in collections and I'm being hit…

Las time we left a Yankees game my friend and I got harassed by some drunk Yankees fans. For two hours. It was miserable.

I didn't think people from HF were that awful.

OK I know people hate the brand for other reasons, but I ended up getting this as a christmas present. I practice hot yoga at least 3 times a week and I've been using the same mat since then. The $20 mats seem to get nasty after a month or two, always end up throwing them out.. This thing holds up. I got the cheaper…

what about cheapest contacts?

I am on my 20th heartbreak/mindfuck from okcupid. I think I give up on that site.

ugh, awful! I think I was 10 but I was in 6th grade and it just sucked. I missed my graduation trip to a water park. Luckily it disappeared from the time I was 16-20 though. No idea why.

my friend and I 'practiced' putting on pads and walking around with them. uhhh...

ugh. i got my first period at my sister's wedding and i had to wear a lightly colored dress. the next month was my 6th grade graduation field trip to a water park and I couldn't go because tampons were scary at that point. ;___;

this is the only song i can play on guitar. hahahaha

i got assaulted on the metro, called 911 and they told me there was nothing they could do about it. fuck dc.

guys.. they have baby goats for sale in the town next to me. i am so sad i don't have land to buy a few because i want them to hop around and be adorable.. i almost went and pretended to be a prospective buyer to play with them. :X

Said I should be an Speech pathologist and that's what I'm in school for. Cool.

i love it. honestly, it's person by person. i hated it when i was younger and love it now. i only smoke by myself though, i get crazy bad anxiety when i smoke with people. i like it because it makes me relaxed and i enjoy the shit out of everything i do. i love it way more than drinking.