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I hate that. When I lived in DC I finally had the joy of buying wine in the grocery store. I miss it so much. Dammint, NY.

That new stuft nacho thing is nasty. I think it has Taco Bell's questionable meat and 40 pounds of hot cheeses in a quesadilla...but I want like 7 more after I finish one of them.

Right? I had to delete him off my Instagram, which was only helpful when my mom asked, "what is twerking?"

his body is fucking gorgeous. My friend went to holy ship last year and took a picture with him in these tight little swim trucks. I was so jealous.

I think dc bros are sAdly my type..

I don't know why but I saw a guy at a hockey game wearing a horse mask and a guy walking down the street also wearing a horse mask. I love this trend. It is so random and it gets me to laugh so I just... love it.

This is hilarious.
Also not sure why, but I made an audible "Ew!" When I had to pick between SmirnofF Ice and champagne.

I love these apps. I am a huge fan of OKC just for the confidence boost. I met this suuuuper hot guy at a bar a few weeks ago through the guy I met on OKC and I still haven't deleted my okc profile because well, guy I thought was cool decided I suck or something. Super hot guy just liked me on OKC and he seems soo out…

okay i love you.

One guy in my class wears lululemon shirts. Another guy has tiiiight short shorts that are loose in the frontal region and it makes me feel weird. But he looks so good in them. I can't hate, though. Plus they have ridiculous designs. I would almost rather see a butt crack then a dong waving at me all class.

I just tried to lift my leg behind my head and I almost fell over barefoot and not on ice. Oh.. And I have to spin real fast. This girl is amazing. Hope she gets gold!!

Doesn't okcupid work in China? Plenty of fools will help you out of being lonely for free, you just have to deal with some clowns first.

Oh shit, my mom is going on this same cruise ship next month. What is the possibility it would happen twice?

I mean I don't blow off my job because I couldn't really live or have a life without it, but I still party hard and buy tons of weed. Luckily I have my sh*t kind of together and have a job that pays decent. If I worked at a fake soulcycle place and had to act like that poor girl though, I'd lose my shit and probably…

I keep having these amazing multiple orgasms lately that turn my brain to mush and when my man asks how it was I cant think of words and all I can do is laugh. I love these orgasms and even if its a two level in this guide its like a one hundred level to me.

Great! My plan is to use my tax refund for credit cards. I had super expensive dental work this year and school books that made my credit card feel out of control but I think I can get rid of my debt by December.

Try your local credit union. We have a big cu here and my rate is 6.00 and my credit score is good, same age.

That man in percentages (raver/indie/bro) makes me want to puke.
Also I agreed to a half blind date (ok I found him on facebook) and he is uber bro. He takes the laces out of his jordans and has a pencil beard. I need to some how slip out before tomorrow. Ughhh

1. Yes, I want to have sex with him.