yes! I love this so much hahaha.

I actually just came across my two crappy cameras from high school. I don't have the charger for them but I want to get rid of them. HOWEVER, they are probably full of super embarrassing selfies so I'm not sure how to dump the cameras (internal memory, ugh!)

I love her. I saw her for the first time a few weeks ago and I can't WAIT to see her again.

I KNOW. Those pictures don't even look like they're real. How is it possible to have every candid shot of you on a roller coaster look THAT good? Those ones that they try to sell me at six flags make me go "oh god, do I really look like that?"

Hah , yes. I was totally thinking this would be a great April Fools Joke.

What a hot mess.

My nephew had a circumcision and the doctor did it wrong. Now he's 8 and has to go back to get it redone. TERRIFYING.

Size 14 is not big, especially at 5'10"! Ugh. I just hate everything.

The people I've been with are gross and seriously try NOT to wear condoms. The most recent guy though always has condoms and I think it's really sexy and awesome. Yay for responsibility!

OH MY GOD my foot would cramp up. I already get ridiculous feet cramps and charlie horses during sex (I'm not sure why). This makes my feet hurt thinking about it.

Woah good thing you stayed away. Sounds too dramatic.

I either like to split the bill or have him pay, then I buy the next. Dinner is just too damn expensive to always be paying, especially if you're going out 2 to 3 times a week!

I have so many bad ones. I just found one of me wearing a bright pink velvet turtleneck that was too tight with shiny, stretchy purple bell bottoms. I was a fat kid and all I wanted was a pair of jean bell bottoms. Unfortunately, the only things that fit me were Sears dungarees (yay having to wear half sizes!) …

Wahhhhh??!!!

We kept the bears and some of the ones that were worth more, but gave most to my niece and nephew. I remember getting sooo many for my birthday and Christmas. I saved for $35 for the peace bear once. My dad has a million dragons because its his high school mascot.

I have silenced my phone during, but never answered a call/text. If a dude answered his phone during sex, I would be really offended. I am pretty offended even when I'm on a date or out with a friend and they start texting.

I met my first long term boyfriend at work. I couldn't stop creeping on him and when he came up to me he could barely talk. He found me on myspace (this was a looong time ago..) and approached me there. We dated a solid 5 years before we couldn't take each other, and worked another place together after we broke up. Ha.

Best friends. I was on a date with one and slept with the other somehow when I was drunk. Most. awkward. morning. ever.

Wow that is REALLY gross!

That sounds like my ex. Whenever I have a hangover and really need to puke, I think about sex with him. Works EVERY time.