Agreed. Especially because I always went back for more. Ughhhh.

OMG No.

The guy who I had a crush on since high school (we boned when we were 24) who wore socks up to his knees in bed. Sex with him was like a transaction. I can't even describe it.

I didn't realize you meant butt plug and I imagined a fitness trainer for stretching out my b hole. HAHAHA.

Retta just tweeted about how funny you are. Amazing.

How many of those liberal arts majors will be wearing those signs for real in a few years?

I never thought I would get into KPop but after living in Korea I'm officially HOOKED. When I move back this summer I am planning on going to a few shows.

I love his videos. He is awesome.

I loved doing Mad Libs, Who Dun It, Scattergories, and Boggle with my old kids to get them speaking. Is there any way to make the topic more fun?

I really wish I had dental insurance. One of my teeth feels funny but I can't afford to spend the money to get it looked at or fixed.

Veep is so underrated. It's laugh out loud funny. I watched the first few episodes a while ago, but sat though pretty much all of them all over again and couldn't stop laughing. Great show! Congrats Anna!

Funny (or not so funny) part is, the kid of the mother who complained got pregnant at 15.

My high school health teacher did an amazing and in depth sex Ed lesson where we got to play with a bunch of condoms, IUDs, foams, etc. We did condoms on bananas and even on the arm to show "there's no such thing as 'I'm too big for a condom.'"

My coworker told me she was too fat to get a husband (We lived in Korea). I looked at her like she was nuts. She is so skinny. When I went to a restaurant I was offered weight loss soup. Ouch. My kids called me fat when I first got there. Apparently calling out people on weight isn't such a bad or mean thing there (or…

Seriously?! I got assaulted on a train and it started with him rubbing my sides. It was so fucking gross and creepy by itself. It's a fucking violation of personal space. What a creep. We are 4 when we learn that we should keep our hands to ourselves.

Well yeah, I mean, I do it right I think... but maybe I come off too strong. I'm not sure.

I think I have failed a few of them. I'm not sure how. I know two of my jobs had them, and I did fine, but somehow I keep getting instantly rejected from jobs now-a-days. Maybe my personality changed and I'm awful?

My ex boss when I was in college. He used to call my house and my mom was like, "Who IS that?" Needless to say, he used to do great with sales because his voice was so sexy.

Retta's tweet/video was awesome this week "Marnie.. just STOP."

My religion professor hit me up for a threesome with his wife on OKC. He saw my picture. I died.