I was going through my cousins school notes from her teacher and she misused there/their twice. Come on!

I just remembered my mom gave me some for Valentine's Day. NOM NOM NOM. I gave my Christmas ones to my students in Korea and they hated them. Thought they were way too sweet. MORE FOR ME THEN, KIDS. Muahahaha.

The fuck? I don't even know how to react to that. No. Just no.

OMG. THIS HAPPENED TO ME! I got a pizza, guy called on his cell to say he was delivering it, and then he texted me asking me out and he was like "i know where you live, lol" I didn't want to get him fired but boy was that fucking creepy. I never ordered from there again.

Write down how you REALLY feel/what he is really like and you will see that you are wasting your time. I reread my journal from my past relationship over many times after my break-up. Helped SO much.

I put my last few to sleep once they couldn't hold their food down. My last baby was suffering and we really tried everything. She had a serious form of pancreatitis which apparently doesn't usually kill, but she couldn't hold down her food and then they found a tumor. :(

I can't wait to find out what has been hiding in American meat.

Hot damn, she is gorgeous!

Love your caption! :)

I'm so sorry! She was beautiful!

Taking into considerations everything I've dated in the past, this is my new list:

I try to help them as much as I can. The rest of the time I just stay in my room/out. It doesn't help that right now I'm unemployed, but I really just stay out of their way. It's depressing and humiliating because I was just starting on my own and I just couldn't find anything to stay on my own.

Yeah, woah, I can't stop looking at her picture. BEAUTIFUL!

Estee Lauder has a Mad Men makeup line, too. The cases are SUPER cute.

I used to get tutored on handwriting in third grade because mine was so awful. Notes sent home, too. Go figure I taught a while and my kids were envious of my awesome handwriting now, which probably hasn't actually changed much. I just suck at spacing my words properly.

Who else dreaded physicals as a kid? In my elementary school they would call our height and weight out across a room of other kids as we were being measured. As the fat kid, it really sucked. I really dreaded going to my child physician. He was the worst. I got the "you're too fat" talk every time. He even suggested I…

I just happen to work with a lot of dudes that have OKC, and they are all really good matches for me. One guy from my undergrad who moved to my town just messaged me going "Joker, is that you?" HORRIFIED.

My favorite thing is to go on OKCupid and go private and creep on the people I actually know. The laziest of them are suddenly into running and working out, the biggest jerks/creeps are complaining about how they get hurt by girls but they're just so nice, and a lot of them are reading books that they have probably…

Can you call? Wtf? That is awful.