Me too. I'm eating cookies Chips and drinking while I cry for every little thing. I am never like this!

Oh my god, that is hilarious! HAHAHAHA.

I'm always terrified I will fart in a yoga class. For some reason, I always get super gassy before class.

I took it, too. My mom actually pulled me off of it at 15 because I did nothing but sleep, cry, and in the end was just full of rage and anger. I almost flunked out of the 10th grade. (You even have to sign some weird book before you take it, saying you'll go off of it if you get depressed).

Sbampelle? How do you pronounce it? Suh-bam-pel?

Awww. At least you tried.

OMG. I watched 20/20 the other night and some girl was out with her boyfriend and friends and he put a ring in her frosty. She ate it. She ended up shitting it out like, 3 days later.

My favorite was a few years ago. I was silly and in college and had a boyfriend that I was on and off with (should have just stayed off, but I was young and I thought it was true love) and we decided to take a break from dating and restart on VDay. Well, we decided to go out for sushi that night. We met at the…

Yes. You're not alone. I'm 24 and I ended up leaving grad school last year because shit got unbearable. I was mentally destroyed and I just ran. I moved overseas to find myself and just ended up getting treated like crap at work. I back home now, living with my family, and watching my friends succeed. I have a degree…

- LOTS of music to make you dance. Diplo, Calvin Harris, Beyonce, Dillon Francis, Dada Life, Flux Pavillion. All makes me want to run/lift stuff.

I've traveled abroad alone and I felt more safe than I did in my own town. Granted, I traveled to safe places, but still. ANYONE needs to be careful when they travel, male or female. You don't go to dangerous places in the middle of the night, and male or female, you don't go to sketchy places by yourself. Use your…

I just came back from working overseas and I called in sick one day because I had the stomach flu. I had 5 sick days written into my contract, but of COURSE you can't really use them. Boss told me to haul ass and get to work. I went to work, went to the doctors, and then went right back home. He was really angry at…

I had the same thing at my old job. We had to be sick 6 times though before we would get fired, and that never happens. However, you had to take your time off on Jan 1 otherwise you would not get a full 5 day vacation.

I had a doctor that was late to my appointment (I was her second of the day.. my mother was her first) because she decided she wanted to go for a run that morning. She came to work with her hair still wet from showering. She was 30 minutes late! She was absolutely crazy, but she is still one of my favorite doctors,…

I wish I knew. My facebook feed is filled with these extravagant vacations and my friends definitely don't make money (some are still in grad school, and we KNOW those kids are poor). I think they are either wasting grad school loan money or their parents give them cash.

One woman came up to me and said, "Isn't it a nice day to be in school?" and I am taking it she was calling me uneducated, but I was in school at the time and it made me want to punch her in the face. Also, the amount of times I had been hit on as a cashier. I had to walk away one time because a guy started reaching…

Yes, but it was only 6 years ago. H was my first boyfriend, and it was so bad. My Chemical Romance played in the background. I dated him for almost 5 years. Ugh.

Oh god, it's so true. I'm too old to be smelling too fruity.

LOVE THIS.

When I was younger, I used to swear that I could only like tall guys. Every guy I've liked since my last boyfriend is within three inches of my height, and I LOVE IT! I don't have to reach to kiss them. I like that we are close in height. I'm 5'4", so it's not too hard to be taller than me, and I looove me some short…