David Stern orchestrated the rigging of the 2012 NBA draft lottery to force Anthony Davis to New Orleans before selling the team, providing the franchise, which the league owned, a huge boost in value.

Delonte banging LeBron’s mom.

Worst part about Dilfer is him thinking he’s some sort of QB guru, when he himself wasnt shit behind center. Your team cut you after you won the Superbowl. Enjoy your retirement fund and shut the fuck up

Shoulda taken the guy who smoked weed in a gas mask.

Also, that was so long, slow moving and unsatisfying in the end, it could be an Andy Reid 2-minute drill.

And they said a guy with Robinson’s frame wouldn’t be able to run through traffic.

Sure, good old Urban, always doing the right thing.

If it has buttons, button them. Buttoned collars look awful with a tie. Not buying them is the proper solution.

From what I read elsewhere, it sounds like Bellator will cover medical costs. I think the GoFundMe is to help out because that dude is not going to be fighting again for a long time.

What do they do to fix that? I'm serious

I don’t think this is that rare of a thing, actually. I watch a lot of Nationals games, and I think Jonathan Papelbon must do it too, as players instruct him to ‘get fucked’ all the time.

Oh. I was like, Eye of the Tiger! Dio! Iron Maiden!

You don’t think I actually read that far to get the advice, right? Good to know I was on the money though.

As for Crowell admitting he was wrong and acted out of rage — Loomis says, “You’re a grown ass man, and you claim you were too emotional to know it was wrong? Think we’ll accept your apology? Kiss my ass.”

Wow, EEI! Gotta make the switch to SportsHub!

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Molly on the other hand..

Wes Welker then went home and gave a similar interview to his desk lamp.

I look forward to continuing my time-honored tradition of not watching this show.

And to think they passed on, “I Did it All for the Cookie".