*Bobby Bonilla wakes up on pile of money, considers objecting, goes back to sleep on pile of money*

Or, one dollar for every lick of his asshole by Peter King.

Duron Carter is a dickhead, the coach flopped and Canadian penalties sound adorable.

Also the seat heater buttons are pretty easy to find.

Still better than kimbo vs dada as best non fight ever!!!!

Considering that the Bruins drafted Phil Kessel, Tyler Sequin and Dougie Hamilton and then traded each one away after their third season, I’d say maybe trade those picks for a tangible asset instead of drafting them, developing them and then essentially giving them away after three years. (Yes I know they’ve gotten…

UniWatch did a contest for this and Aces, came up, well, Aces. (I’ll see myself out)

Let’s see...

Going 0-for-6 makes Smith kind of like the opposite of Michael Jordan, but to be fair, Michael was pretty bad at gambling too.

I think this play is pretty much the point.

I’m all for celebrating and making baseball fun again, this kid just kinda brought it on himself doubling and tripling down on the showboating. At what point is it OK to say this kid’s a jackass who deserves a smack in the mouth?

Rocky ended the Cold War. Are you saying Ali wasn’t the boxer Rocky was?

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Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

Black shorty socks with boat shoes? Put him under the jail!

It really is quite sad; it wasn’t long ago that righties were afraid to throw anything at Howard.

What I can’t figure out is how he got the judge to let him free to play a game after his horse and buggy incident.

The funny thing is, Vancouver still would have ended up in flames.

Give the Patriots the perfect season.