I’d be interested in knowing how many readers assumed it was the woman referee who screwed up upon looking at that photo, because I did and now I feel like an asshole.

In what world is suspension with pay a punishment?

Do not throw a beer can

I want him to wear it anyway SO BAD so that we can watch the NFL punish/fine him for wearing pink for breast cancer awareness. I need this.

Goodell: Two games!

putting aside everything else, this hat looks so weird on his head

You do realize your favorite chef is probably a coke-head, your kid’s teacher smokes pot and your governor likes prostitutes right?

It’s a good take because he used watered down and mopped in the same metaphorical extravaganza.

I care a lot about people’s off-the-field issues, especially when my money is involved, but off-the-field issues have nothing to do with on-field issues. Being a good person doesn’t make you a good athlete, or musician, or scientist, or trash man. Being a bad person doesn’t mean you can’t play. You don’t have to like…

Now he can get back to playing cones of dunshire

Kraft explained that “ ‘1’ and ‘2’ was on it. Not ‘free.’

On a somewhat related note, their plan to hang an Aaron Hernandez banner was shot down.

Her biting off her tongue would be one of the greatest entries in the Big Book of Ironic Injuries.

Plus, he doesn’t have any murderous progeny, which is nice.

Obviously it’s just more cheating by the Pats. I’m sure the Colts will ask the league to investigate.

...enough for them to roll up 55 on the Colts this year?

Mental health issues can be terrible. You inevitably feel like it’s you vs. yourself.

V-necks are the only suitable undershirt to actually wear under a button up and let them serve their intended purpose.

And, you broke your mouse on the last click. Out for the season.

He also thinks that Subway is the best sandwich shop in the universe. Poor taste all around.