“What a catch! The Yankees have to be thrilled with that! The heart of their order is due up next in the bottom of the... Ah, shit. That big kid with the Mongoose with the pegs on it is back, we gotta scatter.”

I always wondered if that Horny GOAT Weed actually worked...

GRAMMAR HOT TAKE TIME!

Really refreshing to see that even Tom Brady has a boss who sends him weird, punctuationless emails containing phrases like “clear understanding”

Go back to the February 3rd edition of 60 Minutes Sports and the interview with Troy Vincent. The first official word from anyone in the league. Vincent claims the “first they heard about this” was at halftime of the AFCCG.

Sports News Website Reports Sports News; Readers Outraged

Of course Correia talks a lot of shit. She’s literally bathing in it at home.

TOM BRADY SHOT THAT LION

Pictured: Goodell handing Brady a giant, chrome plated, fuck boy novelty football phone.

He was really just hurt that Brady would get rid of such a kind gift.

Bobby Crosby
Darin Erstad
Todd Walker

My wife is Jeremy Hermida’s barber.

for whatever reason I think Brad Hawpe should be on this list.

Mcgregor has been taken down before and people actually land decent shots on him. Either of those happens against Mendes and its a wrap. That said, I like the lil Irish fucker.

his twitter game is flalas.

If that batting average is any indication, he’s forgetting his bat on the regular.

This is a very timely article in conjunction with the article on Adequate Man the other day about how to hire a sex worker.

Holy shit, that lady even said “Thank you.” What the fuck is happening?

You’ve posted this twice.

In a disruptive economy, I think airbnj has a nice sound.

I still think “Sex Worker” is a horrible job title. “Orgasm Technician” would be much better.