Yeah, I’m not feeling this.

This might be my new term for pregnancy. She’s 32 weeks inspored.

Calvinist or Hobbesian? We’re talking tigers here.

V. painful, do not recommend.

Thank you for my laugh of the day.

“Inspored” sounds like a description of how cheesy sci-fi aliens reproduce.

Another reminder of who the REAL psychopathic monster of the Old Testament Bible was.

there’s gato be a better way for Twitter to handle this.

They’re tired of the bullshit, the political correctness, using our tax dollars to bring in people from Syria and Somalia, all this other stuff with homosexuality.

I wish people would stop reading into the fact that Patty Jenkins is not confirmed as WW2 director, yet. If anything, it’s good for her. The DVD isn’t out yet, either, and those inevitable sales can only help her deal, should it take that long.

Also I’d like to show my LGBTQ brothers and sisters that they fucking MATTER. They are human beings and not a political tool and I’ll be damned if I stand by silently and tell them to wait for the respect they deserve until we get this Russia thing figured out. I’m not one of the prosecutors so I can focus on any damn…

“As it turns out, the Pentagon pays 10 times more on erectile dysfunction medication than transgender health services.”

Well, if McCain is pissed off about this transgender ban I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before he continues voting for it along party lines.

That’s because they’re fucking idiots.

I get the “stay on point” message, but I am capable of holding more than one or two things in my mind at a time. Just because 45 did this fuckup doesn’t mean I automatically forget about the other fuckups he did. Perpatuating this stance only reinforces the message that “yes, we really are as dumb as they think we…

Fine, then I’ll just scream into my pillow while the void screams into me.

Except that this *is* the void. THIS IS THE VOID.

I hate that I’m about to defend Jeff Secessions, but here it is: Recusal wasn’t even disloyal to trump. It was simply something he was obligated to do. It’s virtually the only thing that Secessions has done right since becoming AG, and that’s going to be his undoing. Hilarious.

On a lighter note:

If I remember my constitutional law correctly (and I may not), the federal government can only coerce states and localities with federal money (or the threat of losing federal money) where that federal money is related to the federal program you’re trying to get them to cooperate with. So if the federal government…