Donald Trump doesn’t NEED intelligence briefings. His intelligence is already as brief as possible.

That needed a fucking trigger warning. I think i just sprained both eyes and the grimace muscles.

If I had $100,000, I wouldn’t spend it at Barf-a-Lago. How rich do you have to be to be willing to spend $100k on one evening at Barf-a-Lago?

to help single mothers

I understand the delay but realistically, he not going to learn how to read in such a short time frame.

imax could learn a thing or two from a world-class projector like that...

There are three (3) types of people in the world.

“According to Alabama’s unofficial election night results, Roy Moore carried Etowah County, where she lives, by 58%.”

His reasons for folding are typically mealy mouthed.

This is brilliant. Everyone knows that the best way to let people know that the government has grown too large and much of it is unnecessary and wasteful and really hammer home the point that you are different—that you are not big and unnecessary and wasteful—is to print more than 200,000 sheets of paper to use as a…

Well WHY ELSE am I full of despair on a daily basis??

I think it means “If Democrats agreed with us on everything (like they clearly should), their ideas would be in the bill because they’d be the same as ours.”

That actually sounds like it could be a great country song...

Trump hasn’t admitted he sexually assaults women? I’m pretty sure there’s a video where he actually admits just that. (As well as plenty of other things he’s said that imply the same thing.) So I’m pretty sure Huckabee Sanders’ apologist bullshit is double wrong.

A non-toxic political climate would require that our leaders not tolerate systemic sexual misconduct.

I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it

When the hell were women ever “sacred” in this country? They were without basic human rights and then slowly started to accumulate rights. But they have never been held as “sacred”. You don’t beat, rape, abuse, harass, humiliate, and deny basic human rights to someone you consider “sacred”. And you sure as hell don’t…

Yeah, I’m pretty pissed at him. We—Californians, as a state—pay an inordinate amount in taxes to the federal government relative to many other states, so we deserve aid and a few kind words regardless of ideological differences. Do we hate him? Yes (excepting the dust bowl parts of the central valley). Are we still…

Paul Feig is just a hack. There’s no conspiracy there. He’s just a hack.

What could he possibly be distracting us from that’s worse than a nuclear crisis or more people dying of treatable diseases? Or is he just doing so many horrible things all at the same time Americans have protest fatigue? (call your congressman. Keep calling your congressman. About everything. In no particular order:…