I know it has the *potential* for all these quadrillions of different creatures, plants, and terrains, but.... the random generator seems to give me the same six types of creatures each time.

Damn. I heard there was a meth problem in the States but I hadn’t seen it first hand until now.

“Because now Canada thinks they’re better than us.”

Compared to most Republicans and Trump in particular, Harper is Hilary Clinton.

I’m sure they love the Constitution the same way the love the Bible: from afar. Reading either would just ruin the mystery.

But isn’t “NAZI REPUBLICANS GO HOME” a little too on the nose? Most people would just write “Nazis go home,” especially since it is written on a campaign office.

I am continually impressed by the cognitive dissonance it must take to be pro-life & in favor of so much murder.

You do know the difference between the states prosecutor and the feds, right?

He’s just jealous that he didn’t get that awesome name. ‘Carlos Slim’. That is 80s buddy cop level awesomeness right there. With a name like that, the man was clearly destined for great things.

To be fair she was rather noisy and he was trying to catch some shut-eye between questions.

We bought you that nylabone for a reason!

Hillary is going to sleep with Melania?

Dammit! Should I not be?

You’re chewing on the lamp cord again?

Dinner’s not ready? You have a bazillion dollars and you expect your wife-y to be the one preparing the meals?

Agreed. Why is a pack of unattended children running in front of a car on a two way road, where both sides of the road are hazardous?!

I am woundering will there be tie downs to put the deer on the roof? Will the car know to stop so I can retrieve the deer?

This is my frustration as well; by the time fully autonomous vehicles are in consumer hands, the vehicle will have identified the potentially highly dangerous situation long before it reaches the point that the only courses of action are a collision or a collision. Unless the orphans are being catapulted offensively…

I honestly think he never gave a second thought to any of this before now, because he never considered that there was a possibility that these women might not have liked it before now.

The boomerang you threw is predictably coming back to lick you in the head!