The lack of women in the administration is a subtle way of prepping for Mike Pence to take over. If they appointed more women, he might have to be alone with one of them when he’s president.

“What do you get when your pres. is a creep?”

You’ve never been inspored?

Beige Levis matter.

“She also never appeared on set, which is a little odd.”

No. No. No. They throw them over the border, which is why you need the wall to be see-through, so you don’t get by falling drug bags.

Wait, so at a certain point they started to make sense?

This is one of the bizarre instances where he’s not completely wrong. The stock market is like Tinkerbell - the more the people believe in it, the better it does. Rises and falls come on waves of confidence.

Pre-teen girls have bigger hands.

Don’t forget that any replacement would have to be approved by the Senate. Sure, they’ve approved every piece of garbage who hasn’t dropped out so far, but the optics for a new AG will only get worse moving forward, especially if Session has to resign due to lies he told during his own confirmation.

This! He actually thinks he’s one of the smartest people on the planet, because he doesn’t have the intellect to gauge the intelligence of others. He literally cannot imagine smarter people because they would have to think thoughts he wouldn’t understand.

Not only undisclosed, but unattended by any other Americans at all. It was just Cheeto, Putin, and Putin’s translator.

Also, he’s thanking the haters for great reviews of his speech?

I had a real hard time reading “fucking” as a verb in this sentence, because I always use it as an adjective when thinking of Ayn Rand.

That you didn’t make this into some form of “jury of her Piers” pun is both a credit to you, and a disservice to the kinja community.

While they launch in an investigation into the eye-witnesses who leaked news of the crime.

Guerilla marketing.

Seriously. It ended up working pretty fantastically for those assholes.

This is absolutely appalling.

“It passes a reverse Bechdel with flying colors”