Why would you do this? Do you hate us more than NJ hates Chris Christie?

We’re going to have the absolute blackest lungs. Believe me. You’re going to wheeze so much, you’ll get sick of wheezing.

This seems more of an instance of Jr. having no better idea how to frame a sentence than Sr. does.

All you need to know about the City Solicitor is that he used “females” as a noun. That pretty much sums up his point-of-view on the topic.

Setting aside my feelings as a human being, the copy editor in me loathes the use of “female” as a noun or “woman” as an adjective.

At an old job, I once got feedback that I make people feel stupid. Not that I talked down to anyone, or ridiculed them in any way, just that I generally made them feel stupid. I pushed for more clarity and got none.

He seems like a model of the Edmond Fitzgerald.

Check out the date on that press release “May 8.” Man, they really saw this one coming.

“Story by” involves a bit more legwork. The Luc Besson example is a possibility though, or a “based on a concept by.”

That was the UK prime minister. He refused to shake hands with Merkel.

Yeah. Sometimes I think Nelson Mandela had a hard time, but then I think “Oh, poor Donny Trump, how does he get through it?”

I’ll take ordered evil over chaotic evil in this case.

Seriously?

Yeah. What’s up with that sleeves line? He got called out on priming the pump, so he’s trying to make fetch happen?

I honestly can’t think of a single conservative intellectual beacon in the last decade who remembered to bring the intellectual part with them into any given discussion.

Agreed. I took a long break from watching Real Time because he explicitly blames the audience if any of the jokes fall flat. It’s not a good look on a comedian.

While _good seems to be deliberately misunderstanding the use of “militant” surrounding in the phrase “militant atheist,” get out of here with that atheism is a religion crap.

The tip off here is the proper capitalization of the C in McCarthy’s last name. No way the real Trump would have gotten that right.

My theory has been that Trump lacks the self-control to sit still long enough for measurements to be taken.

Are you just talking funniest performers? Because, yeah, this was hilarious, but she didn’t write it.