In this instance, perhaps they could be fired for abandoning their post for nearly an hour and leaving the store untended.

Maybe it was a severe cheese phobia?

It wouldn’t be hard to design a dick-paisley pattern for shirts.

Technically, whatever plane the president is on is Air Force One.

You heard it here first... well after it happened... and when it’s no longer useful.

Of the last six presidents, four served 8 years, two served 4 years. That doesn’t feel all that impossible.

Setting aside the fact that Michelle has been vocal about never wanting to run for office, I don’t think it’d be a great precedent to only run women who have been married to former presidents.

You may also end up with people who aren’t beholden to long-time donors and who don’t carry grudges from previous legislative defeats. It would also close the revolving door between lobbying and congress. There’s still be a door, but you could only go through it one way.

POTUS is supposed to be over 35 and born a citizen. That’s it.

I don’t know. And I’m sure she doesn’t either. Those are the perks of power - having someone on staff who has to deal with Comcast or whatever.

She really is above the law if she can successfully stream the World Series without entering cable subscription details in the app. :(

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What do you mean when you say she could have “released those emails?” To the public, unvetted? That would hardly instill confidence in proper handling of potentially classified info. She definitely should have owned up to her mistakes early on.

You only have to hunt for food that one time, if I recall.

Billy Bush stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator... and vanished.

Seriously. Was Joe Biden’s cousin unavailable or something? Did Al Gore’s next-door neighbor decline the invitation?

I guarantee Trump supporters will respond to this with indignation over the fact that the Republic’s president has a foreign sounding name, and that two-thirds of the staffers mentioned are women.

It’d be tough to argue that he was just doing his job when he arranged to have Trump hugged by the woman they were just ogling.

I used to be a copywriter at a different toy company. This could have actually been a coincidence. You’re often asked to provide a list of 50 names for each damned character, and I can totally seeing someone playing pick and choose or combining different options along the way.

Because there would be no gun powder residue on his hands?