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My sentiments exactly. The only real thing keeping me from completely writing off the film is that it's being written by Lawrence Kasdan, and he's really excited about it.

Sigh...Dick Tracey effectively had a smart watch decades previously...others on this list predate the Simpsons as well.

*cries even though he knows you did it on purpose*

I think the only issue with this is that the audience no longer has any idea what Rickon looks like. We saw so little of him to begin with, and he’s years older now, so I think a “fake” Rickon might end up falling a little flat.

He’s getting off on all 69 charges? Nice.

It would be amazing if people knew hypothetical questions – the subjective mood – use “were” and not “was” (which is indicative).

Lego fatigue

I 100% thought he was talking about LSH, the Hound, Nymeria, or a real deep cut like XXD. The fact that its Rickon makes me very sad..I hope Ramsay is better at babysitting than being an older bro.

Awww, still no word on Boaty McBoatface?

People immediately think of the Hound? I would have thought LSH was a far more common consideration. It’s who I immediately thought of when I saw the headline that a character was coming back.

AI-y McAIface?

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”

Well, the show is called Castle, not Castle and Beckett... Are they keeping Hayley? They need to keep Hayley.

So if Thanos takes that out, does the Vision just die or what?

I’m in the move it to The CW camp. I also think they can cut back on all the other aliens quite a bit. You don’t need the Alien of the Week for her to fight for it to be a good show.

Where do they spend all that money? It can’t be on good costume designers.

I’d rather see are conflicted, tempted heroes struggling against tempted, conflicted antiheroes, where the lines are a lot more blurred.

Han Solo was a terrible smuggler. He was offended by Obi-Wan Kenobi having never heard of the Millennium Falcon.

“Walken, After Midnight” sounds like an awesome late night talk show.

Eriq Lasalle has been cast in an undisclosed role.