“BoogerFace2 is actually D.B. Cooper and he hijacked that plane,”

Spoken like someone who thinks he’d be better at fucking the country.

Wasn’t it the prosecutor in this case who actually recommended the grand jury not indite?

he said, according to CNN. “I don’t believe that every grand jury is racist.”

“Watch the full rally below...”

I didn’t play the first two, loved Witcher 3 and didn’t get lost at all.

To be fair, be given Burger King is a sort of like a punishment. I mean, it would have been clearer if they brought him Arby’s but maybe one wasn’t nearby?

Well, I was looking forward to appreciating this amazing view, but sure, I’ll take a second to read this article and then I’l—

Did it work?

I’m assuming the major shakeup is a made-up narrative about how his campaign tried to kill someone before finding redemption.

Also, I’m pretty sure criminals ARE afraid of prison - hence all the running from police and trying not to get caught breaking laws.

“Gannon, a Republican from Slinger...”

Yeah! Fuck this guy diverting people from real issues by talking about real issues!

I’m not wishing anything on kids. If you can’t tell the above is hyperbole, I don’t know what to tell you. The floated notion of “a right to a mother and a father” logically extends (at least hyperbolically) to what I suggested.

“We are against the law that would deny the basic right of a child to have a mother and a father.”

DWS - not just a shitty shoe store!

“...he’s still gonna build a wall but it will include a “big beautiful door.”

If they’re not successfully carrying babies to term, they must be womaning incorrectly. Or something.

“FUCK. THIS. GUY. RIGHT. IN. HIS. EAR.”

The werewolf side?