Well, I was looking forward to appreciating this amazing view, but sure, I’ll take a second to read this article and then I’l—

Did it work?

Directing and writing are not mutually exclusive. He doesn’t have to do one to do the other.

I’m assuming the major shakeup is a made-up narrative about how his campaign tried to kill someone before finding redemption.

It is sort of shaping up that way. Rey (Luke) will be off training with Luke (Yoda) who will be reluctant to teach her because of previous failures. Finn will go off on a separate adventure - and wasn’t there a casting rumor a while back about another actress testing opposite Boyega for chemistry? Do a whole Han/Leia…

I can get behind hewing closely to what worked the first time in order to assure fans new and old that the series is once again on solid footing.

Also, I’m pretty sure criminals ARE afraid of prison - hence all the running from police and trying not to get caught breaking laws.

“Gannon, a Republican from Slinger...”

Yeah! Fuck this guy diverting people from real issues by talking about real issues!

I’m not wishing anything on kids. If you can’t tell the above is hyperbole, I don’t know what to tell you. The floated notion of “a right to a mother and a father” logically extends (at least hyperbolically) to what I suggested.

“We are against the law that would deny the basic right of a child to have a mother and a father.”

If you have a weapon that drains the sun, why do you even need to bother shooting at planets in that system? You just rendered the system uninhabitable by depleting its sun.

Why, after losing Han, does Leia walk right by Chewbacca to hug a girl who’s only known Solo for 15 minutes?

DWS - not just a shitty shoe store!

“...he’s still gonna build a wall but it will include a “big beautiful door.”

If they’re not successfully carrying babies to term, they must be womaning incorrectly. Or something.

“FUCK. THIS. GUY. RIGHT. IN. HIS. EAR.”

It’s jumped 5 out of 7 sharks.

That rates a solid 5/7. Though you forgot to mention lens flares.

The werewolf side?