You have an awful lot of faith to believe that the writers decided “boring” was a great idea for a season opener.

Couldn’t agree more. The guy who never existed now left a living will? What?

I think it’s more self-absorption combined with a stunning lack of self-awareness. I have social anxiety and I guarantee I subscribed to that only-assholes meme for a while in my younger days. That’s just lack of confidence and low self-esteem.

It’s manhood that’s more than half-fledged, while stopping short of being over-fledged.

Mass murderers, by definition, are not nice guys.

It’s tough to hang The Green Lantern around the neck of the director. People tend to forget all about the screenwriter when a movie is great, but just as often forget about them when it’s awful. Producing is even more of an aspect in something this big - whoever’s wearing that hat is shaping the whole thing.

Yet, these same people almost certainly favor increased military spending.

A few summers ago, I went camping near a lake. After a morning hike, I came across a pretty delicious looking kayak with no one else around. Of course, I started eating it. This woman came out of the woods screaming “Dude, don’t eat my kayak! You’re breaking it. Dude, stop.” Until one of my friends showed up and…

Shakespeare wrote five-act structure. Which doesn’t discount your claim of it being around for centuries. Just that Shakespeare isn’t the best example.

Not a lot of people realize this, but this is how the force works. Jedi’s are able to manipulate the world around them through an extension of poop- and mouth-grown bacteria.

The real irrational part is that she jumped out of the car to get away from a spider that was on her shoulder. The spider would have come right along with her.

This deserves way more stars.

Crap. Too late to fix my homonym issue.

Oh, for sure. Once they cast aside the identical aspect, they’re first thought was - how good-looking can we conceivably go here?

If I remember correctly, they initially just cast the one guy and were planning on having him play both twins. Somewhere during pilot production, they decided to just cast a second dude and go with fraternal twins instead of identical.

“...this year’s guest editor, the fluidly-genred Native American writer Sherman Alexie.”

Agreed. I think the obvious way to go might be with everyone a bit older and Jack Jack (overpowered as he is) going bad and the family having to come together to pull him back.

I mean, just look at all the money she’s saving the county by not printing marriage certificates.

Not even Daniel Baldwin - the most mountainy of Baldwins?

It embiggens my heart to hear this.