Count our blessings that there are no “Sexy Peanuts” costumes available oh God they’re working on them right now aren’t they?
Any time I here people talk about how Dumars was overrated, doesn’t belong in the Hall, etc, all I can say is, Michael Jordan called him the toughest player he ever had to go up against.
Everybody knows that the only way to get a black man on stage at the Oscar’s is to make him the host of the show.
Take it from their what?
If this had been last year, Choo would have stepped out of the box to adjust his batting gloves, his helmet, his belt, his crotch, his batting gloves again, get some pine tar on his gloves, adjust his batting gloves again, and clap three times and none of this would have happened.
Here’s a great alternate angle:
And just a colossal waste of time. Spend what, 20 seconds, lathering up the cloth? 20 seconds a day, every day, for 80 years, and BLAM, that’s an entire week of your life just gone, spent lathering up a useless washcloth.
I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.
Pretty sure Bin Laden destroyed baseball by introducing “God Bless America” into the 7th inning stretch.
The sad part is that in the pantheon of ridiculous Lions losses, this doesn’t even rank in the Top 10.
It’s too late for this to matter, but the rules on fumbling forward and batting both arise, in large part, from this Raiders’ play known as “The Holy Roller:”
Are you there, God? It’s me, DogFister. I sit here before you, asking as a humble/self-loathing Lions fan, why do you hate us?
There was an illegal batting call in Super Bowl XLII. I remember it very clearly.
Every time I see that GIF I think “wow...and there’s a woman in this world who let that guy fuck her without a condom on purpose no less than three times” and it gives me hope for a brighter world for every man.