“ Chat up the cutest older couple there. Slow dance with them to Al Green. Take them home and have amazing sex.”
jokah
jokah
Me, every time I watch a football game.
I love watching men jerk off. God, it is so fucking hot.
Oh, there they go.
Seriously, eat all the dicks. I’m turning your bag. Don’t pack GQ on a People Magazine budget, ya dumb fuckin’ suit.
Get an Oxy prescription and a normal size bag shut the fuck up.
Yeah, your ‘I don’t give a fuck about anyone else” attitude was obvious.
Preferred method: “Ahoy, hoy”.
“DIII” looks like “DILL” if you glance quickly. Now I want pickles.
“Look at me, my boob is out, y’all”
I don’t have a racist bone in my body, never have.
Charlie Batch
I don’t get how the Dave/Drew thing is a burn
This article tastes like a burger.
Thank God the bleachers are pushed back in Anaheim. We came really close to another angel in the outfield.
Am I losing my mind? Was this movie not already released? Months ago abroad and a couple weeks ago in the U.S.? Why is this all written like it’s a future release and/or is it not mentioned this is a movie anyone can see right now via many streaming services
Maaaarge! We need some more vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream!
I would post that video of Homer throwing away carton after carton of Neapolitan with only the chocolate eaten, but I can't. So just relive that in your mind right now.