Then say "Cleveland Baseball Team". Calling them the Spiders just makes the reader wonder if the writer has made a chronological dating error.

No no - cool, dry, dark place is not the fridge. A cabinet with a door or something away from the light perhaps, but the humidity of the fridge is a Bad Idea when it comes to spices.

This is a terrible comment.

I had a girlfriend buy me a cock ring once and I thought it was very sweet and thoughtful.

Credibility be damned, if we don't get a reliever on this ballot we have done nothing right as voters and readers. I say Todd Jones is a must.

Anyone who doesn't vote yes on Todd Jones is soulless.

I've seen idiots at Tropicana Field get yellow cards for being assholes. They read roughly the same as this. I've only ever seen them handed to Red Sox fans.

Will I get a tech for yelling "BALL DON'T LIE"?

What about Fighting Cock the "bad boy of Bourbon"?

He will hit plenty of doubles and some triples. The gap in right allows Comerica to actually be a positive run scoring environment despite how far its fences are.

Both guys played hard, my man.

Wallace: [receives technical foul for hanging on rim]

Question is, at what point will he hit a buzzer beater so we can all start calling him Ender? Think of the headlines!

Was he named after Andrew Ender Wiggin from Ender's game? The book did come out 28 years ago...

One time I was watching a marathon, or more accurately, I was walking to the Chinese retaurant down the street while a marathon was going on. I ate waaaaayyy too much and felt pretty blech after.

I ran my first, and only, Los Angeles Marathon at 16. This was much to the discretion of my Cross Country/Track coach. I ran it anyway in just a tick of 4 hours. The day after I had trouble walking around school. Luckily I brought a cane with me, along with my marathon shirt, and my medal. Not one person asked me…

A guy face planted right in front of me and I didn't help him up. That's why I hit the wall at mile 23. I'm sorry man!!

I'd be murderously angry if I had to live in Ohio too.