Why aren't there any details in this story? How was the Peen? Was the sex good? DETAILS DETAILS PLS

Did I miss the part that said how much she got paid?

My uncle can tell you everything that's ridiculous about Obama, in two shots. Preferably, Wild Turkey.

You do realize as long as one person has that much in an account, they can simply write a check? If I had $100M in the bank, i could write you a check for the whole thing, and then you could deposit the same at an ATM.

I'm guessing the ol' dump truck full of money, Krusty the Klown style.

0:59 is already a contender for worst play of the season (on Curry's part, that is). It doesn't matter that it went down, that was just awful basketball. That kind of attitude to the game is not sustainable and should not be complimented.

How do they get paid? Is it like direct deposit? How does one have a legal $24m bank transaction?

Dude, I can't. Can't read the rest of this list after seeing Junior Mints #1 and Mounds #3. Your other lists are sometimes wrong but I can see where you were coming from as someone who knows more about food than I do. This is different. There's just absolutely no way a normal person can fucking think those two candies…

Where was the San Fran riot posts from last year??

Exactly. I only watched the last inning and I was already sick of hearing how downtrodden Red Sox fans are with this incredible DROUGHT of home field World Series wins. Really scraping the bottom of the barrel for feel-good sports narratives there.

But the Spanish Flu...

Dr. J: Oh yeah, I liked her, she gave good head. Whenever I needed a blowjob, all I had to do was show up at her house. One day though, she had all this metal shit on her busted teeth and I couldn't fit my dick in there. So I stuck it in the other place.

Allow me to translate: "A throw! A throw! Great! The first party ever to end with mundane cereal! The first World Series game ever for Carlos Beltran! Great! Amazing!"

Another fun pumpkin fact, it's impossible to stop my dog from pissing on those discarded pumpkins.

They'll do nicely. You'll do a lot more peeling/coring/slicing, but Galas are delicious.

Hey, just to head off any complaints about how this is tl;dr or whatever, I went ahead and posted a simple list of ingredients and quantities and basic cooking steps over on my personal Kinja blog. We're gonna try this out with future Foodspins to make the recipes easier to follow for at-home cooks.

I'm sorry, but I still have to go with Billy Beane and his impressive statistics, at least when choosing a defense lawyer. No one else is nearly as good at getting his clients to walk.

I see you've omitted blueberry because it's so much better than any pie on this list it wouldn't be a fair contest. You're a sporting man, Burneko. Carry on.

Pecan pie must have pecans through every layer. This ranking is understandable if Albert has only has the kind of pecan pie where it is mostly corn syrup with only a thin pecan layer on top. That kind of pecan pie sucks. Real pecan pie is amazing, a slice of rich, velvety, crunchy goodness that keeps your spirits up…

I miss the NBA Shit list. You guys need to bring that back.