"No, I'm mad because I told him if we're winning after seven I could [something] two innings."

I find it very insulting that just because Iowa was one of the first states to legalize gay marriage that it's assumed the regional sport is gay sex.

If you don't like cornhole, you are wrong.

Oh, Michelle.

You forgot their 1991 loss to the Twins in the World Series.

I can't imagine why Jones would have picked Atlanta, knowing the Braves stellar history of post-season success..

designed to build hype around the release of Carrie

Serves him right for accurately predicting the outcome of a baseball game

Fluffy dog at 1:10 is excited by all the people dropping their snacks on the floor.

because everyone is busy talking about how bad Tropicana Field is and the catwalks...amazing never noticed them since the team got there in 1998!!!

I just came here to say that S'nice has the best meatless meatball sammy ever.

FTFY

JIM LEYLAND.

Tigers - A's fighting in the playoffs? It's just payback: (at 2:36)

Wait, what does Balfour say first? "What the fuck you lookin at, bitch?" is what it sounds like to me.

I thought he drove a Dodge Stratus.

Ranking the Futurama "Finales":

Kinda apropos of nothing, but if you wish to take some of your booze into the stadium, I've had some luck with the following trick at Ralph Wilson in Buffalo:

None of these make the experience of being crammed into the plane itself any less horrible.

One thing that's worked for me in the past...