randomly wandered into a Sears portrait studio

After they commit a sex crime.

"Now you know how it feels to lose funding."

Look, if you've ever been under the tyrannical reign of a high school marching band director who is just really fed up with your shit, you stupid idiots, and who got into this because he genuinely loved music in college and thought he could pass that joy on but now all you scum-sucking assholes can't even nail your…

What we have witnessed was a "hot snack" it is where you burp up acidic liquid into your mouth and swallow it immediately.

Looks like she said "FUCK THAT!" followed by a nice dainty belch.

Until you realize your neighbor's dear old dad was living there hooked up to a respirator and you just killed him.

Not only is the handle on the left, a toilet is the only machine I can think of that's designed to be repaired by left-handed people. It's much easier to change the valve or put in a new riser if you happen to be left handed. What's up with that? How many left-handed plumbers are there in the world anyway?

The tug down of the underwear at the end was a nice finishing move.

These instructions are terrible. A 1.5 liter coffee cup? Whaaa?

You've got to have a strong wrist action to get around Fister.

While I still like the Red Sox result best in this trade overall, I do think Iglesias was a fantastic get for the Tigers. He's always going to bat like absolute shit long term, but the Tigers don't need his bat, they need his glove to cover up for the fact they have a DH playing 3B. Having Iglesias manning SS to…

<em>There are still four major sports teams operating out of Detroit, acting as if nothing is wrong, as if they aren't residing in the only non-condemned structures within a 30-mile radius.</em>

I want to have a beer or be pan pals with zodiac motherfucker.

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When I read that you didn't enjoy District 9, I stopped reading.

You might be the most predictable movie reviewer on the planet. This is not a compliment.

Pretty sure that's "bone saw". a bone saw us a real thing. A boomsaw is something you heard while trying to find a reason not to like this movie.

Or, it's just trying to be an extremely entertaining sci-fi action movie, which it totally is.

I got pics of my penis on mine. Give a $5 to the DJ and tell him play my song.