RIP, my speakers. Why was that video so randomly loud??

Also important: No free refills on soda over there. I quickly the realization: "Hey, this cup of Coke is the same damn price as a Heineken, so why not have a brewski with lunch?"

Unfortunately, the majority of WS games start on weekdays, so they have to worry more about timezones. They don't want games that start at 4PM on the west coast. (boo fucking hoo to those poor Californians, I say)

Knollwood Tavern's closure for me.

I meant a place AT WHICH he sold cocaine.

Finally, my Alma Mater gets mentioned on this site for something OTHER than being a place Tim Allen attended.

What if there was a horrible fighter jet flyover accident *outside* the stadium, causing a distant fireball that did no damage to the stadium? Oh crap, I'm definitely on some kind of watchlist now, aren't I?

What if the fighter jet flyover formation after the national anthem crashed horrifically in to the stands? Surely they'd delay at least a week?

They did mention the penalty. It was really brief and they didn't say WHY it was unsportsmanlike. I remember this because I replayed it a few times to figure out WTF was so unsportsmanlike about just chucking the ball on the ground.

Some of us have the misfortune of residing in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. Beer stores only sell by the case. Restaurants (and fake grocery store "restaurants") can sell 6-packs, but the case is still the default purchase size here.

It's the second flip that killed me. "OK, took a tumble there, but I'm back on my fee... oh shit, here we go again!"

Blah blah facebook makes reunions unnecessary blah blah. Right, but when was the last time you saw these people in person? It can be jarring to see people for the first time in 20 years. Not necessarily in a good way, I didn't recognize half the people from my class of < 100. The only people I was interested in…

Thou shalt buy beer by the case.

Oops. He WAS in kick-ass 2. Holy shit, I didn't even notice.

Explanation: http://www.bizjournals.com/pittsburgh/new…

At 2:28, SOMETHING comes crawling in to the bottom of the frame and it's freaking me out. It is either a mouse or... some kind of robot? Maybe a gopro with creepy legs?

What exactly was the point of saving all the precious bud light caps just before the rampage started? Were those deemed the most valuable items to be saved? Also, I feel bad for the poor fish in the tank that got flipped.

This is a lesson, kids: Never celebrate anything, ever.

Oberon is, and always will be, the first sign of Spring. Which is something to be pretty god damned excited about when you live in Michigan!

My parents let my sister and me go crazy with food coloring one St. Patrick's Day, and every damn thing we ate for dinner was doused in it. I yakked in the middle of the night. My mom forgot it was St. Patrick's Day and was horrified by the green aftermath.