Ever wake up puking? That is some horrifying shit. I woke up thinking I had a bloody nose, only to realize it was puke gushing out of my nostrils.

I can't get over the tinfoil part of the poop story. Using tinfoil to pick up poopy underwear seems a lot weirder to me than pooping yourself.

This is a terrible attempt at a photo. It looks like he will be capturing MJ's chest and not his face. Possibly intentional? P.S. I would like to purchase a coffee table book of pictures taken by blind dudes.

As if drawing an intentional walk is somehow a bad outcome?

Austin Jackson Doesn't Dive.

You missed Kinsler's mocking of the binoculars later on from 1st base.

Just think how shitty this story would look if it had the required comments section that all Internet News Things must have nowadays.

Can somebody explain to me how they get away with calling this and its sister products "light"? Lime-A-Rita has 220 calories. Straw-Ber-Rita has 198 calories. Bud Light has 110 calories. Regular Bud is 145. Clearly, the "Rita" family of flavored alcohol stuff is not at all "Light."

They also have a fantastic "Snack Bar", which is really underselling it. Some damn good food being made there.

Missing from these ratings: "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Maaaarge! We need some more vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream!

Looked to me like he put the ball back in his glove just before the tag. Looked funky, though.

That's some solid underboob.

Hoping Detroit adopts those next season.

SMALL FORWARDS! SMALL FORWARDS! SMALL FORWARDS!

I feel like Al Alburquerque deserves a mention. Not only is it crazy long, but it's spelled *slightly* differently from the city! Drove me crazy the first time I noticed that.

I would like the phrase "a pleasant ham experience" on my tombstone.

Full roundup of Zubaz pics from last night. They broke the plane!

Illusions.

Any discussion of spring beers should include Bell's Oberon. (yes I know it's not a pilsner)