This just means my Google Home will murder the deputy when I play Eric Clapton

But this trainer made generalizations about shelter dogs, not just Lena’s dog. Nice straw man, though.

This is absolute bullshit. I have THREE rescues, including a 100+lb Maremmano that had HALF OF HIS TEETH KNOCKED OUT WITH A GODDAMN BASEBALL BAT when he was a year old - beaten DAILY by a drunken owner. He was a bit difficult at first (duh) and we had to gently throw something at him to wake him up out of a sound…

That’s 2017 for you. You assume the weirdest news you’re going to get out of Brazilian soccer is a convicted murderer being signed to a new contract, and then next thing you know you get some guy trying to test out Ehrlich’s maximum optimal jerk-off theories from Silicon Valley in the locker room shower.

I’ve always wondered how much energy would be conserved if offices didn’t have to air condition themselves into refrigerator territory because men are forced to wear suits and ties to work. I say this while sitting in my office, in Florida, in July, wearing a sweater because it’s freezing. Let men and women wear…

Agreed, men should not have to wear suits. Among many other things, it’s a huge contributor to overuse of air conditioning and detrimental to our environment and natural resources.

Putin will bring menstruating women with him into a meeting to scare Trump.

I lovelovelove makeup. But the amounts she speckles on her face - it’s more a mask. No likey.

But look at this.

Good lord, I don’t even like her and I’m annoyed by the uproar over this. Someone put that in the script and she spoke those words. Considering the dog-koala issue in the country, it was a bad script. Just have her say something different. Ok, they did that. Sheesh, who really thinks she was advocating dogs attacking…

If I may leave this here, it’s my absolute favorite thing in the world right now. Britney continues to inspire a whole new generation, lol.

How many of that 1,000 are drivers, you know, the ones that do the actual work?

Yeah, and what’s really irritating (and horrifying) is that the higher-ups at all of these news organizations are just kinda like, ‘Well, okay. If you insist.’. It’s insane (also, horrifying) how they’re coveting access over accountability.

As many others have said before me, the MSM needs grow a fucking pair and stop covering all of this shit. Fuck the briefings, fuck the rallies tape delay the fuck out of it and run it later using old VH1 Pop Up Video bubbles as fact checking tool.

What?! You mean a sexist and misogynistic show like Entourage is made by people who are sexist and misogynistic?!

My thoughts exactly. Then again, this is Beyoncé, só for all we know she might have assembled a fully functioning OR in a spare bedroom.

“Uday and Qusay.”

Well, I do. He looks astonishingly uncomfortable, and if the reports about him are true, Orange Foolius will be even more dismissive and unpleasant to him than to Uday and Qusay. His mother seems to genuinely love him, which means that he has the opportunity to become a good person. Trump may see to it that never…

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

As much as I wanted to drink in how out of his mind he sounded, I am genuinely having a hard time laughing. That sounded like dementia. He conflated two separate investigations and kept mixing up names. It was really concerning.