Nigel wasn’t bound by anything, he wasn’t even part of the official campaign. Drumpf, on the other hand, is trapped. Surely you can’t be elected leader of the free world, resign from the post (someone with his yuuuuuge ego?) and expect your brand and reputation to survive in a way you can monetise it after?

Funny how Drumpf himself drew an analogy to Brexit before he won the election. Did he not watch Boris Johnson and Michael Gove’s press conference after they won the referendum? Did he not see their unhappiness and the overall look of ‘f*****ck... f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck!’ on their faces? Had no one in his entourage told…

Be told ‘No’ sometimes and having to accept it

This is too huge (“yuuuuge!”) for him to back out of, I can’t see him do it —not with his humungous and precious ego.

People were and still are comparing this election to Brexit. I think I’m right in saying he himself compared this to Brexit. I thought it was a bad comparison until I saw this tweet:

I presume she’s getting handsomely rewarded for her troubles. Any chance of her coming out post-campaign (especially if Trump were to lose) saying “I didn’t mean any of it, I was only in it for the money” or is she ideologically committed?

Is the US electoral roll public? i.e. can they check if this guy is or ever has been registered as a democrat?

Presuming that by POS you mean Donald Trump: it’s the sign of a civilised country. You don’t get anyone hurt or killed for their opinions, however reprehensible those may be. And I appreciate that some of his own followers may not follow that principle, but that still wouldn’t justify refusing him the protection…

For me as a non-American who has never even been in the US, this is one of the hardest things to grasp: why, when registering as a voter, do you have to register you political allegiance? (And that’s question, not a criticism – I just don’t understand it.)

Donald Trump cannot be trusted with a Twitter account, but feel free to entrust him your country.

Yes, but you shorten it so the rhyming part of cockney rhyming slang may get a little lost if you’re unfamiliar with each expression. So you say butcher’s instead of butcher’s hook (look), whistle instead of whistle and flute (suit), and so on.

Judging by that tail, that is not a happy cat... although I wouldn’t blame the Duchess as much as the flash photography...

A happy ginger cat would look something like my Keith here:

E-Colitus Interruptus if your band’s into metal \m/

‘I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti’ takes on a whole new meaning here...

Everyone’s connected but some are more connected than others.

So… Bill the perv, Donald the perv, and now FBI through investigating Anthony the perv, could bring Hilary down. Possibly with a little help from Jules the perv.

Well.. I was at an event in London last Monday night where Patricia Quinn (Magenta in the original Rocky Horror) was a special guest. She’s mad as a box of frogs but delightfully so and now I can’t cheat on her by watching a remake, can I?

Trump will not win the election

“Yeah but so-and-so did worse” should have been left in the school playground. No amount of wrongs make a right.

So original, good on him!