You’ve always wanted to be a reporter, worked hard and got yourself deep in student debt to get there, and then you finally make it: you’re a reporter. A real, proper reporter. Who gets sent out to report on...

in the coming weeks, iO will be releasing an employee manual (and it is insane that they haven’t had should need one) outlining expectations of students, teachers and staff.

No.

It’s vapid because that’s what sells. Blame your fellow viewers. How else can you have so many TV talk shows featuring queues of people who undoubtedly all have interesting stories to tell, being engaged in stuff that makes for entertaining viral videos but is, in essence, pretty shallow. Remove sketches like the one…

Even from Sony’s point of view this makes no business sense to me at all... surely they can just let her create and release new music with a different producer on a different label (Sony seems to have countless labels) to recoup their supposed $60m investment? Now they’re just crushing her career, damaging their…

I’ve softened on the topic of giving up pets since learning that it’s not always that simple. I got my first cats when a friend was unexpectedly made homeless, and my current buddy Keith came to me after being rescued by dear friends of mine who had found him at death’s door and nursed him better, only for him to get…

This is really the way he’s going to protect his legacy? Who is giving this man legal advice?

If Canada’s legal system is based on the British, does Canada not have an equivalent of the Malicious Communications Act?

Can we still make fun of him & his actions or should we be getting seriously concerned for his mental health by now...?

I don’t live in the US (never even been there), but the (seemingly endless?) campaigning going on, politics and candidates are currently infused in everything, everywhere it seems. If you’re reading my comment and you’re in the US, can you tell me: is there any way right now to escape politics? Is there a desire to…

Maddox, enthusiastic and starry-eyed a full 43 years later, does not recount her encounter as rape; legally, however, it would have been in the state of California

Jumpsuits are horrible in ANY size, sorry. But Beth Ditto is awesome and some of the dresses in this collection are divine. Here’s hoping she’ll get a deal with a high street retailer (H&M maybe?) to do pieces like these at more affordable prices.

Perhaps his problem is as simple as the lack of someone in his life telling him “alright, enough, now you’re talking rubbish”. What if you only have yes men left in your warped world view?

And Detroit Rock City (the movie) is right up there with Spinal Tap as far as rock-themed movies go.

There was a Google exec being interviewed by British MPs today and he claimed he couldn’t remember how much he earns. But hey, try and explain to politicians that the trickle-down economy isn’t working and they’ll still draw a similar kind of blank.

Never be clever... there’s a rock song by that title... Herman Brood I think.

Is the photograph with the article here the actual cover photo? Because the bum fluff facial hair is something I’d expect from middle/high schoolers, and he’s older than that, isn’t he? Or perhaps he’s just missed out on too much of that aspect of life to be able to be ‘normal’ by non-famous mere mortals’ standards?…

I get it, Jaden, we bury each poor person under a tonne of left-over food and that’s it, we’ve rid the world of its overpopulation – that’s what you mean, right?

I feel like popping champagne yet again to celebrate my hysterectomy.

If Kanye had an equivalent to Key & Peele’s Obama/Luther sketch, Kanye’s translator would have tweeted “I WILL TWEET ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION IN THE RUN-UP TO MY ALBUM RELEASE”