Tattoos don't get much uglier than this.

Nothing to do with that chip on your shoulder over journalists exposing your adultery, eh, Ashton Kutcher?

She looks more like she could've been Amy Winehouse's sister here rather than Beyonce's...

Sincere only when it doesn't concern him – sings off the anticapitalist hymn sheet while living in his great big f*** off beach side villa in rural Dorset that he earned through capitalism. Because he "sincerely" wants you to do as he says, not as he does.

and it includes a lot of missing zeros from her paycheck.

Unflattering eye make-up

That jacket is too tight for him.

I'd love to have this suit. I'll never earn enough to buy it, but I'd love it, it's awesome.

...And then these kids grow up to (want to) be actors who can't get the parts, or a job as a waiter/waitress (because that involves WORK), and their only option is to... be hired as actors for these kids' birthday parties. Full circle. Got it.

This had me in tears laughing, thanks!

I can't even begin to imagine the issues you must be facing when there's essentially only one store to buy your shoes (Long Tall Sally are pretty much the only ones in the UK as well) unless you don't mind men's footwear. It's rather better in the Netherlands, because women are on average taller there, thus have…

Sorry to put a downer on a thread that's meant to be a bit of fun, but I really hate folks sneakily filming or otherwise ridiculing people enjoying a casual sing-song or dance-along. People tend to sing or dance that way because it makes them feel better, don't ever do anything that might shut that down. I'm really…

The red ones looked low/mid heel, the blue ones Hemsworth wore higher than that.

My (step)mother instinct went a bit doolally then – "PICK THOSE UP AND PUT THEM AWAY TIDILY, YOUNG MAN!"

Those blue shoes they gave Liam Hemsworth to try... I'd love them in a (US ladies) size 6, please. Not that I need them, but I'd really really like them.

Thankfully his actions here are symptomatic of a change I've been noticing, although I don't know if that's everywhere, but I've noticed it in the UK. A few years ago there was a big scandal involving sexist remarks made by Richard Keys and Andy Gray, which brought attention to an alleged 'sexist culture' in media.

I've worked for a few media folks, all of them male; any time they appear on TV, the majority of reactions via social media will be about their physical appearance. I wondered if their female colleagues experienced the same, so I checked their replies, comments and mentions... and regretted it.

True!

If silence is what he wants, why not just retire? He can afford it...