The story reads to me like a groupie dissatisfied she was treated like a groupie.

There are places in this country where it’s perfectly legal to walk around as we were born. SF no longer, but god damn those were hilarious days.

You and your family sound like squares.

not in the state of Vermont. unless you did something lewd in addition to being naked nudity is legal anywhere in Vermont. What’s illegal is to disrobe in public but if you’re naked in your house or out of your house you’re cool around here.

What crime did he commit? Not wearing clothes in his own home?