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Lorelai III
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Please, keep doing what you’re doing to continue to bring these crimes into the public eye. Someone has to.

Seriously, everyone who so much as looked at that presentation and said “yeah, this all seems fine” should be thrown into the goddamn sun.

How you keep doing the beat that you’re doing is a mystery but we all owe you a debt of gratitude for your ability to do it.

Oh my god. The person who rips my book would have his balls fed to him through his nostrils. BOOKS ARE FRIENDS. RESPECT BOOKS, DAMMIT. Even my six and three year olds learned this lesson early.

When you are in mourning, you do not know when you have overstepped some invisible boundary set by someone to say your sadness is Too Much, that you are just looking for sympathy, that you are asking for attention, that perhaps, you have not lost as much as another person whose loss is much more tragic and you do not

This poor woman would be vilified no matter what. If she never mentioned it, she’d be called cold or they’d snicker “She got over that quick!” Now they’re accusing her of using his death for attention. She cannot win! She seems like a sensitive, compassionate and strong person but this is a lot to handle.

Some births are deadly, no matter HOW much “primal instinct” you have. I watched a live-stream of a shelter/feral cat attempting to give birth, and after the second hour of struggling and pushing, the person running the show said, “nope, something’s wrong, taking her to the vet.” Turns out that the first of her 4

I get mistrust of the US health care system. I really do. But it wasn’t THAT long ago that childbirth was a leading cause of death for women. Forgive the expression, but don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater.

I wish that my three children didn’t require surgical intervention to enter the world. The havoc those C sections have wreaked on my back and abs can’t be overstated.

Home birth can be great for some women, but the fact that this group deletes any advise that counters their beliefs and doesn’t make room for other treatment options makes them a cult, and a very dangerous one at that.

WTF is the point of living in modern times if a person doesn’t avail herself of some of its luxuries, like a freaking pre-natal appointment to a midwife or something? Yet she will chatter on FB about the “primal instinct” that takes over. Guess what? Birthing can be pretty deadly, just look at history. But no, the

But I thought Taylor Lautner was....nevermind.

I recently realized I could never be a cougar because one of my genuinely stupid values is that I need to be with someone who gets all of my Simpsons (seasons 1-10) references.

Yeah it’s gross. If someone in their 70's asks their partner where they were on 9/11, the answer shouldn’t be “In first grade”.

Half your age plus seven is an almost fool-proof system for “How creepy is this older-younger relationship?” You’re 16? Below 15 is creepy. You’re 40? Younger than 27 is bad.  80 -> 47.  

I really want to be all “age is just a number” but no.  That’s gross. 

“Change is hard for pigs, as they cannot buy sweaters when they feel sad.”

I have no answers, only cheese. 

I think Cosmopolitan is milking this break-up, just a touch.

 I love her so much. Thanks for providing that slow motion version, because I could not understand what I was seeing, lol.