Her name is Saga? Holy shit... Ragnarok, here we come.

The man playing Elton is Taron Egerton, not Aaron Edgerton. 

I also cried at my desk, and this *gestures* is exactly why we need it sometimes.

Interesting. Now, would you ever entertain a not-leaving-Jezebel conversation

PREEMPTIVELY SAYING THAT BOBBY WILL STILL BE WRITING FEATURES FOR US THANKS (ugh i don’t want u to go my bb)

goddammit

They irritate the shit out of your stomach lining because of the chili pepper. Lots of kids come to the hospital vomiting red or with spicy diarrhea and we look at the parents like, “Really?” No one would give their kids whole chili peppers to eat, but that’s essentially what you are doing when you eat these things.…

I didn’t know flamin’ hot cheetos was claiming so many victims

Does Rupert Murdoch have any blood left in his body at this point or is he strictly fueled by vengeance? 

Ugh yes! Kickass was an unwatchable cringefest and hated her ever since. 

I want to punch Tobey Maguire in his stupid crumply-cry face. 

I just started scrolling until I found the first thread shitting on DiCaprio.

Jonah Hill, some one already mentioned his punchable face, I also hate him in most of his roles and him being in a movie is usually a sure sign that movie sucks.

Hatred of Sean Penn is definitely not irrational.  It’s sensible and justified.  

Sean Penn is a horrible person. Your hatred is justified. 

Among all my celebrity nemesises the most irrational is probably Kaley Cuoco. Maybe its because I loathe The Big Bang. Everything her character does or says is just mean and bitchy. But I can not stand her outside of it either. She just one of those people that I irrationally hate.

Most of my irrational hates are based solely on the actors suffering from extreme doucheface. I don’t know enough about their personalities to know if they deserve the douchefaces they were born with. I learned a new German word today - backpfeifengesicht - which means “face that deserves to be punched”, and these…

TOOOOOMMMMM CRRRRUUUUIIIIISSSSSEEEE

None of my hatreds are irrational. THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DID!

I am the lowest common denominator. I want beautiful villas in Italy and baby animals and Harry Styles doing his best Oberon imitation in a gold leaf tiara.