I’d like to hear this in the original Russian!

Only way I’ve found to deal with Trump fatigue is to unplug for a few days. Not entirely, just avoid news sites and this place and etc. Buy/borrow/download a new book, a new video game for your phone/tablet, enroll in a free online course in a subject you’re interested in—just find something that you can pick up…

“Oh shut up already.”

It’s sad that 500,000 shitty cops ruin it for the 12 good ones..

I was thinking that he looks and sounds more like a serial killer. He kind of reminds me of Ed Kemper. Though Blankenship has actually killed 3x as many people as Kemper did.

Sweeping solar power from the edges of his mind
Had to get away to see what we could find
Hope those pay offs lie ahead
Don’t bring us back to green thread
Ignore all that’s been said to you

Sprinkle in some pharmacy grade Oxycontin too.  

He just got back from Jellystone National Park telling his friend Yogi Bear not to steal any more picinic baskets.

I am fairly certain she lacks both the warmth and depth.

Yeah, blanket generalizations sure are dehumanizing to the individual huh?

You will not redial us!

NICE- Chem Trail writing. His wacko base will love that one.

Look at those cowardly fuckers tooled up like they’re about to invade Bagdad. The implication here is that they’re willing and ready to gun down unarmed protesters.

I find it hard to believe that white-tailed deer didn’t make the list. https://www.google.com/amp/s/reason.com/archives/2001/11/21/north-americas-most-dangerous/amp

You see the behavior of these cops and you just know that they’d be the first ones to jump in line behind a fascist dictatorship. And I am not talking about the wannabe in the WH now, I mean the real thing. These guys were just chomping at the bit to apply a little extra unnecessary force while cosplaying actual…

You say it was lacking actual neo nazis, but then you say hundreds of cops were there.

Supreme Court Justice Merrick Garland has an opinion on the subject!

*furiously taking notes*

“And when under direct assault, the Bluegrass is able to retract the entirety of it’s head into it’s protective shell. This allows it to safely avoid danger while also enabling the turtle to rest comfortably inside its own asshole.”