I thought that at first too. Alamo Texas is a border town about 3 hrs south of SA. The Texas offices of Total Landscaping are there.

*SBOE

Bro, I may never have to work ever again if these nazi fucks keep it up. These socialisms are way more profitable than I ever imagined!

In Austin, most of us just call him "the new manager." 

;)So far, the emergence of Rootspin is best part of the new year.

You are transposing sports analogies. You are talking about “garbage time,” which is when you’re UP 50. What you're describing is letting the JV qb get some reps so he's ready when he takes over. Pence is complicit, not the heir apparent.

Since Mackey only eats human flesh, I think he's being a bit of a hypocrite here.

Texas.

A very tomatoey take. Your racist handle should be enough for readers to see your racist ass.

Are you kidding? She is one of their stars now. There is a sweet Blackwater gig at the end of a gun show tour for this psycho.

I love Rootspin, but aren’t you worried Booger’s gonna tell?

I still get chills from this speech. She effortlessly dunks so many times in such a short time I lose count. KC is very lucky to have KJ.

Im sensing a lull in GMG activism.

Yes, mall cops.

I don’t have anything to say. I just want the ability to comment on Deadspin again wash over me like warm sunshine...

Dir. Alrick Brown

John Hinckley: Oh, don’t worry about them, sit here, bro.

The freebase analogy is perfect. Cartoon Hitler got them high AF, and hooked from here on out.

The V-neck Nazis sure gave those signs the what for. 

Never gets old.