How bout, “Wear a mouth guard.”?

Capitalism clearly depends on racism. It purposefully provides no route to equality.

APD are notorious steroid fiends. This coupled with their complete abdication of all their duties after they didn’t get their way on the budget makes for these daily episodes of overkill. You should see things down at Voodoo donuts in the morning.

They don’t call it the Non-profit Industrial Complex for nothing.

You are the self-owned commenter of the decade.

The Aristocrats!

It’s the act of stealing that gets Trump and Parscale off. What they’re stealing is immaterial.

Also gelded.

Defying the arbitrator isn’t unheard of. The result is actual litigation. A lot of times arbitrators are fucking loons.

Just like in Buffalo, this is entirely symbolic. These cops just quit doing their jobs, they're still collecting paychecks.

King of the Hill isn't a cartoon about Texas. It's a documentary.

Mark was the host of the gameshow “Studs” and later was the voice of Jimmy Neutron on Nickelodeon. C'mon man! Basic TV trivia.

Removal of the sorters, from my periodic BOH experience at USPS is the almighty "fuckyou”of all time here. The whole system keys on them and going back to “pitching” mail takes the whole thing back to the stone age.

Has anyone checked  on RBG today?

Has anyone checked on RGB today?

Came here for some WAP stories. C’mon, man!

It almost warrants a whole blog of its own. A lefty sports blog where we could share our amazing takes, like can one be called a tackler having never actually tackled? Nah. Nevermind.

Now we know how the royals do WAP!

I know , right? Castro AND Scientology is like a Corvette with a Hemi. Ain't no such thing.