This shit goes way back:

It hurts to say it, but Pax is the problem.

Ozzie always did have a way with words.

I too would like to apologize to the world for Trumpf being a fucking idiot.

The Darlings

I know he’s a liar and all, but let’s not forget he’s also a fucking scumbag.

Now do you believe mma is fake?

It’s not the officiating that is creating all the mismatches.

A war loving plagiarist isn’t going to beat Trumpf. 

Frosty on drums!!

You just know him and Trumpf have done some freaky deaky shit together.

Divorce, hoosier style!

[Showers.]

You mess with the bird, you get the beak! Pince gringo.

One man's nepotism is another man's incest.

If they have raisins in them, I know who it is.

Beto was the only person who had a prayer. The “don’t know him” stat means very little, but Cornyn has a huge lead on “as yet unamed” and “one of those twins from SA” regardless. Corny could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and still get reelected.

Wouldn’t it be Pharter?

Amazon rolling papers. 

Now that he’s got the golf thing down, he can focus on the APD field sobriety test for this afternoon.