Welcome to Kinja, Spanky! What took ya?

I finally pulled off a backflip! I can die happy.

The grammar cops do not appreciate your clever word play, Daniel-san.

Pinche Trumpholes.

Zinke greets his lawn jockey with a high and hearty “Jambo!” each morning.

How can you even see that thru two little holes cut in a pillow case?

She was thinking of “turpentime.”

Motorboat!

covfefe

Kim “0G” Ogg does not take kindly to Crip Tippin’

Moser and an unidentified booster meet Sr. Jean

I feel like maybe the Chamber has a burner.

The crazy part from our end is except for a handful of full kit wankers, no one in Austin wants to steal the Crew from their fans, despite their salty language. The resistance is so strong that people have been actively protesting the land giveaway pretty regularly since the whole thing was announced.

Gonna have to bring in a new keg of the Porter!

Dock Ellis was a big-league pitcher. Jeffcoat pitched in the big leagues.

As I read this post, EVERY SINGLE ad was for the military.

Tonight? Dang. Missed another NBA All-Star game.

No Dawk?

Even if this oft-repeated rebuttal holds water, she (#1GOAT) beats el douchebag.(#97)

Lace up your tennies, the race is on.