jojodapyro
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Think of the “Baby on Board” not as a “be nice to me” but instead as a “I am likely sleep deprived and have a monumental distraction on board that could, at any time, literally spew bodily fluids all over me and I have essentially zero control over, so watch out.”

“I like the way this truck looks, but I wish I could also be looking at testicles right now” -Supposedly macho truck owner.

In some places they are legally mandating electric cars artificially broadcast ICE noises to warn people that one is coming.

i’m always just impressed at how much disposable income they have for tires.

to be fair, all these systems(blind spot monitoring, backup cameras, lane departure) we keep adding are doing exactly that...

the second one looks like the ride quality is downright painful.

Good response. Also, if you don’t want your forward view obstructed, you might not want to tailgate me.

This should just be titled “A List of Things About Other People’s Cars I Don’t Like Therefore They Shouldn’t Exist, Even if They Don’t Really Inconvenience Me All That Much. These, for the most part, aren’t even trends, just pet peeves that people get butt-hurt over.

If the truck is lifted enough you can just look under it. :D

I just bought a Sequoia loaded with all kinds of Toyota-sense. Ordered the family stick figure stickers from Amazon yesterday.

I’ll say it again, if you want to roll coal then you should commit to rolling coal.

At least the crews near me prefer drawing pictures instead of autographs.

Common old time off-road solution to when you slip a tire bead. Done it a few times. Very effective.

The concrete didn’t cure correctly because he was Russian the project.

I think that a pair of jeans were fatally injured in that crash, just sayin’.

he bought a totaled domino delivery car with all modifications intact .

Now I want pizza.

From my experience, a lot of doctors are almost like savants. They’re good at what they do, and practically nothing else. Especially driving and computers.  

My first thought was “Sweet! more Supergramps videos.” Nothing against Moog but Marty makes some of the best videos on the web. He understands the fundamentals of how cars work which makes for little to no cringe worthy moments.

Yeah I really enjoy their show despite most of their cars being more random or different than outright performers... but that Cressida is a true beast