(And this is coming from a Chevy fan)

We don’t need any performance cars, either. How many are actually driven on a track?

I would gladly trade Trump for Ford. Too bad he’s Canadian.

Ah yes, killer cars!

General Motors has been literally rescued from bankruptcy by the Federal government twice, in the 1970s and 2009 . GM received 15 BILLION dollars and the Fed eventually wrote off an 11 Billion dollar loss.

If a bird shat on your face would you wash it off or wipe it with dry paper?

Who fucked your wife?

At 5 miles an hour? Absolutely. Get the fuck over it and consider minding your own damn business.

Perhaps he needs to get a truck. No one bats an eye at the sight of a dog in the back of a truck.

yes, but then again they would have to survive the abortion to get to the age needed to ride on a hood.

I’ll see your hood cat and raise you two roof lizards:

I feel like this is a pertinent time to discuss the 2014 Columbia University study that found a strong correlation between the number of Volvo’s owned and the number of cats owned.

I just have to wonder about the type of person who would record this and call the cops instead of, I don’t know, waving the guy down and asking, “Dude, what is up with your cat? Do you do this all the time?” Then laugh and buy the guy a taco or something.

Is that how Oregon is planning to avoid the ‘dont know how to pump gas’-calypse?

The Roomba is just a stepping stone before the car hood.

This and the Dodge Journey article that proceeded it are exhibit 1020312 and 1020313 in proving that America would probably be improved by a nuclear strike.

Are we sure this wasn’t a skit for Portlandia?

make it a double header with Moron 5.......

Also, Lightning with 5.8L has better overall performance than the 454SS.

so at idle? i would assume zero.