jojodapyro
Jojodapyro
jojodapyro

Guilty.

Yeah, they also prefer splashing some cologne on instead of showers. They don’t refrigerate their milk, and they can’t even figure out what side of the road they want to drive on.  

A very big asshole with a very tiny penis.

Most are due to lifting a truck and towing with them. It isn’t intentional, it is a cheap after market rear spring screaming Rape.

Having done more than my fair share of crack sealing I can promise that it wasn’t Chad that wrote Chad. Chad was probably driving that day.

It won’t be summer for another 5 weeks.

I have a feeling that at least half the people commenting here did not read the story.

Sharts are shitting your pants, if said shart gets on your pants.

It was a soft landing because it was a soft launch. Kinda like a dodge driver would do.

Um... A Bobtail is a single rear axle truck.

He sure didn’t put his fingernail, nor thumb in either gap.

I’m pretty sure they are open source. But good try.

Clearly you have never enjoyed a fresh asshole after a nasty shit!

Weed is legal in Oregon.

I only own one cat, and would own a volvo. Makes sense.

No probably about it. Sadly most of the dumb people would survive, due to already living on garbage and knowing how to cook a possum.

She knew. She wasn’t very bright for not making you wear seatbelts, but her Gaydar saved her.

Most likely because no one has $50,000.00 for a personal daily driver, as well as another $40,000.00 for a stripped down version of the same truck?

They sell them, they are called GMC’s.