With a 240 HP 5.8 liter.

Ford has a 3.3 liter V6 that produces 290 HP and 265 Pound feet to torque. Your article has been debunked.

With an encore by Celine, with Michael Bolton, and Kenny G playing accompaniment.

MMMMMM, Couch car. I bet that thing lingers a fart like no ones business!

That is because you are supposed to wear driving gloves. Gosh, Plebs and their driving themselves, with bare hand none the less.

Man, I was hoping this was a raking of brands, not of crap like plastic vs wood. Most interiors are tacky, lets be real. Of course BMW’s have Carbon fiber, anything to make you pay more for a pile of crap.

When in the last time you shit yourself? I can usually make it like 14 months.

Of course you are. Good luck with that emissions issue!

Rush hour is the best time. Try 5 am.

And then it it REALLY cool shit.

I’m betting he and his wife don’t have kids. His statement about feeling just as bad as losing a child is pretty messed up.

No, he hasn’t sold the majority of the fleet yet, and traded for a minivan. Or had any kids. Or stopped washing parts in the dishwasher.

And would cost more than his entire Crap-Jeep Collection, even if you double valued them!

I have a 6 inch on an F150. I feel your pain. $2,500 tire changes. Regular jacks don’t work. I can’t park in regular parking garages. 9 MPG City.

If it is VW South Towne, keep in mind they pay fines every year for advertising cars that they actually don’t have. Strong, Cutrubus, South Towne, look around. Someone will want to play.

Ford Granada

Um... Cables are used all the damn time to stop cars. They use them in center medians to keep cars from crossing into oncoming traffic at highway speeds.

He said liability only... You wouldn’t be one of those idiots would you?

Your mom likes headifolds.

I owned a 93, they will go anywhere, even the FWD model, the bonus is, if you get stuck you can pick it up and move it from the obstacle. They also do awesome burnouts!