This is seriously my favorite picture of her ever.

Please let there be debates.

I want the election over myself. But not because I’m bored, because I’m scared out of my gourd.

Earlier on Fox’s The Five, Greg Gutfeld said “Hillary Clinton is so stupid she thinks Alt- Right are things on a computer keyboard”. Kimberly Guilfoyle and Eric Bolling laughed so hard I thought they would stop breathing.

The timing and tone of this are Samurai-level politics.

Love it. She is brilliantly trolling him, he can let no slight go.

That’s “the Biles”. She’s the only gymnast that can do that.

Simone dropping some fyah bars there.

I LOVE THIS QUOTE.

It’s easy to cynically point at all the failings of American democracy. But the one thing that will never cease to amaze me, and that I will never stop reminding myself is unique and incredible in the history of government, is the American transition of power. Like, there’s no subterfuge or questions or violence or…

It’s viscerally embarrassing to read. I suddenly feel ashamed of all the obviously, transparently performative emails I’ve written to smart boys in a desperate bid to get laid.

Remember that classic scene in Do The Right Thing where Mookie asked John Turturro’s character why he used the word nigger so much if his favorite basketball player was Magic Johnson, his favorite comedian was Eddie Murphy, and his favorite singer was Prince? And Turturro explained that they weren’t “real niggers?”…

Yes, but are they going to bang?

the wine thing did happen

I will add the words of Jesse Williams to your great gifs

Beyonce Knowles, who“made one previous nanny learn all the choreography from ‘Single Ladies’ so she could perform it for Blue Ivy on command.”

If you don’t know Robert Buckley, you should.

Re: Jenny Slate and Chris Evans

I’m a man who has been blackout drunk many times. Even with serious “clouded judgement” moments there was never a time where I thought “I should have sex with this unconscious girl”. You either have morals or you don’t. He doesn’t.

“Rape on campuses isn’t always because people are rapists.”