As a reporter 30 years ago, I rode with Jersey City cops one night. Their favorite part was how the story described the decrepit cruisers they had to drive. The Caprice sprung a spontaneous flat at an accident scene, then overheated while we waited for help. They pinned the article on the bulletin board at the South…

An Explorer with a truck bed is a Ranger.

You know what’s real ironclad fuckery? The quarterback on that play was Jim Harbaugh. Davis never played again, of course, and retired in 1995. In 2009, Davis joined the 49ers as a receivers coach under Mike Singletary. He was fired two years later by...Jim Harbaugh.

I managed to completely tear my patellar tendon 2.5 years ago; I lost a few degrees of range of motion, can still feel medial and lateral tugging from the scarred synovium tears that accompanied it, and have so little confidence in my ability to plant and pivot on that leg doing simple stuff like playing basketball or…

Thanks. This is a dream come true for me.

what “civilian” is doing “ride-alongs” at 4 a.m.?

Sir, your posts are quickly becoming the ones that I most look forward to. Now I have to go and find that 1:18th scale 996 model I have in my closet and make vroom vroom noises.

Tyler, as a fellow 996 owner I can’t begin to tell you how much pride I have for Apollo 911. We have had our 2003 since 2008 and have babied it constantly. At the 30K service, I did the IMS bearing thing and now have complete confidence in my car, “Heimweh”. I only hope that I can live long enough to see even half…

I consider myself a freelance brand ambassador for the combination of bong rips and pots of strong black coffee.

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

Trucks should be banned from left lanes, unless there’s a left exit. Period.

A lot of people weigh their truck/trailer combination to make sure they are safe/ have the correct tongue weight/ havent exceeded any listed capacities. I have no idea if this weigh station had a “Tractor Trailers Only” sign or whatever, but if they didnt I dont see what is wrong with this, as someone else pointed…

My take? Trucker in the front was probably having a shitty day, saw the pickup/camper parked all the way at the end the lane making his U-turn even more difficult. Probably decided to the spook the pickup driver to teach him a lesson (what? I am not exactly sure, but then Im not a trucker so) and scare him by…

I don’t understand all the hate for this game so I will defend it.

Except (and as someone with ZERO Spanish/Portuguese) even I could have guessed that contra meant “against” or “oppose” ie CONTRAindicated, CONTRAlateral, CONTRAception.

I wish three spirits would appear and show him what the world thinks of him