Agreed. That’s why overalls were invented.

DAMN I MISS RPG. Moving soon... time for a fresh start and a return to gaming :) thanks for the inspiration, Cecilia!

I love this series! Apollo 911 is a great name, and you are its warlord. Keep up the great work. Perhaps an oil analysis with write up?

...polishing his nightstick

Yep - I’m very curious to see if there’s any detectable Bradley Effect in this election.

I am moving from Brooklyn to Minneapolis on 11/1. Do I finally give up on the Jets and go all-in on the Vikings? Or... WHAT DO I DO???

$54k!

Ken Bone’s ride

Ken Bone *is* a Swinger.

You gotta see the whole vid.

The “two clicks on, two clicks off” is because it’s a 4-way switch for a 3 way bulb, but you have a single-wattage bulb.

Tried this with anal beads once. Once. There was filth and anger everywhere.

a Gordian Knot?

“Pa! The dick farm’s been flooded!!!”
“...not deep enough, son. Not deep enough.”

Cruz is in a land of soup, armed only with a fork.

THIS is why you tip the valet, folks.

“Used ice & garnish? What am I, a farmer?”

Disgusting.

Tim Tebow would Mount Magary.

Stop making-up words.