Sometimes a faithful reproduction works — McBurnie “Daytona” Corvettes are so pretty, they’re worth the forgery. So, in my mind, are Factory Five Cobras.

Judging by personal experience, they weren’t nearly surprised enough when he tried to stuff it in one hole and it went in another.

Found the truther

This is one of the more nuanced, oddly layered articles I have read on these sites but does such a great job capturing Taffer.

I wouldn’t dare, anyways. Got an accidental “Upgrade” to a V6 Genesis sedan a while ago (didn’t want it, wanted the Sentra I asked for, because I was headed up onto narrow NC mountain roads with a really good chance of light snow that night).

I wonder what 1998 Matt Damon is whispering in his ear. Something sultry, no doubt.

These stories are always the best when they come from a team that royally sucks ass.

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

As an outsider (Brit) I don’t like to talk about politics here. It’s none of my business and it’s such a partisan issue to the people to whom it matters, but I’m going to break my own rule.

I live my life, dragging a pedestrian, one quarter mile at a time.

+$0.01

If it makes you feel better I made a Cool Hand Luke joke the other day on Reddit and afterwards felt like I was 136 instead of just 36.

Pro tip: before getting married, hang out with your mother and potential mother-in-law together for an extended period of time. No urge to smash their heads together? Go ahead and propose.

I just realized that the majority of people reading this have no clue who Thornton Melon is, without Googling.

I have an exception to your rules on standing in a game. I was at a White Sox game a few years ago and a group from Misericordia sang the National Anthem. For those of you who don’t know what Misericordia is, it’s a home for people with mental disabilities, mostly downs syndrome. Well, we have season tickets, for…

LMAO Jon, I can relate. I have the worst case of “Foot in Mouth” disease, I do DUMB SHIT like this with girls all the time.

I kid you not. Some people over here are still quite unfamiliar with automatics. My co-worker once straight out refused to drive my boss’ car because of that. She never drove one in her life!

Apperantly, that’s a matter of some debate among automotive education experts, but the consensus is that they should get some practice learning how to deal with all the stuff on the road before having to fiddle with stuff related mainly to the grade of the road.

Poor NSX. Trump probably grabbed it by the intake manifold.