Bugger that... get who ever wants the part to come out and remove it himself. If its gone, its gone...

Maybe it’s the right way to write write being referenced, right?

Ever been through rural South Carolina?

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

First they came for the clowns, and I didn’t speak up, because I’m a mime, and mimes don’t break character for no fucking krazy klownz.

Actually first they came for the mimes but everyone was pretty okay with that.

All I know is, anyone who puts on a scary clown outfit nowadays had some pretty big shoes to fill.

The photos were incredible! Kudos to the snapper.

All you gotta do to start is untwist the camshaft and retune the distributor. It’s a ludicrous torque motor even stock, IIRC the peak is *below* 2000rpm. It’ll haul itself up anything you want, it just won’t accelerate much while doing so :)

The AC has quit, you must CP it

Well, you would have as much money as David Tracy.

Poor puppy

Lisa Ling needs to do a segment where she heads on out to O’Reilly’s house and asks him questions about those saucy Irish tempers. I mean, it’s all in good fun and I’d love to know if it’s an “Irish” thing to cheat on your wife and then try to get her excommunicated when she divorces you.

This is fucked up on so, so many levels more important than this, but: karate is Japanese. They can’t even get their racism right.

Well, not his full name. Usually he can only make it to “Rick Piti-I’m sorry, that usually never happens”

Interesting how Baylor’s treatment of their Title IX coordinator, “what a greedy little attention-seeker” is so similar to how people tend to treat women who claim they’ve been raped by Baylor athletes.

Getting on the elevator/train before letting others depart.

I’m pretty sure the question of whether one is an asshole depends on whether you return your shopping cart to where it goes, or just let it roll around the parking lot.

A few thoughts:

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!