It’s a Toyota. What did you expect...

He got all huffy.

It’s for the better that you don’t understand them. Otherwise, you would convinced by them and donating money.

I wish I understood the origins of the intonations and mannerisms used by many African American speakers and ministers. In most cases it is a practiced affect. In some cases it seems unconscious. But, in all cases, it sets my bullshit meter off in a huge way.

Obligatory.

“This fuckin’ guy!” - Barrack Obama, probably.

Needs more lessons.

....he was constantly on the phone with his girlfriend, Lennay Kekua...

I’m so ridiculously thankful to have attended college before social media existed.

This won’t make the cut, but in terms of College Roommate Nuisance Stories, one of my two other freshman roommates played Live’s Throwing Copper the entire year. That is not an exaggeration. That album played at least once a day, for the entire year. For anyone wondering how long it takes to get sick of Live, it’s…

Except for the bull dick.

Most of us in the US would give our left nut for a Ranger like that amirite?

That man has some enormous bulls

He made good money on loveline, man show. Invested wisely in property. Then replaced Howard Stern radio show. Turned down a million dollar radio contract, now Has a wildly successful podcasting empire, wrote several bestselling books, sells out stand up shows around the country, and runs two adult beverage companies.…

He has 5 jobs and works his ass off

I’m 33 and legitimately thought I was the only person on Earth who did this, and have always been extremely self-conscious about it. I have never heard the term gleeking before this thread. How did this happen? I feel like that Gawker guy who never ate pudding or whatever.

Naw man you need them triple turbo kits

One reasonable reason to cover your mouth when you yawn is the dreaded involuntary gleek. Nothing worse than yawning and all of a sudden the paper in front of you is covered in tiny droplets of spit.

The first time I saw the Clapper in a store I couldn’t believe it was real, and promptly bought it for my older brother as a Christmas present.